Scumbag Report
01-06-09 It's time for the Scumbag Report......Ya know it turns out that there are scumbags among us and they can sneak up on ya cause they look so much like normal human beings and they can get you at the most unsuspecting times, which makes them such scumbags.....I was in Auburn on Monday, November 10th. I had decided to go by the School of Business and see if I could find a business law professor and let him or her know about this lawsuit. I thought I might be of interest since it did have to do with the University and trademark issues and I thought they might want to discuss it in class.
Well I got to the School of Business building and ask where a business law professor might be and was told to go to the third floor so I did. I came to an office with the door open and a guy sitting behind his desk. I went in and introduced myself. After making the introduction he ask me if I was THE Mike Moody. Under the circumstances I wondered what he was really asking so I said with a grin, "Well that depends" He said he had a college roommate named Mike Moody. I didn' t recognize him at all and ask if he was talking about at Auburn and he said "yes". He said it was fall quarter of junior year. I told him that I was clueless at that point. He started telling me about who else lived there and some other details as I racked my brain trying to remember thinking that it's pretty sad to not remember somebody you had roomed with in college. Well as he talked on and on bits and pieces started coming back to me and damn I guess I had roomed with him after all. So I told him about my foam hand and the lawsuit. I told him the case number and a bit about it all and we discussed the whole collegiate licensing thing and trademark stuff a bit. At apoint there was a female student who came to his door and needed to talk to him about a grade so I told him I was not in a hurry and walked outside while he talked to her. I walked around the corner and went to the Accounting Department since my degree was in accounting. I met the Dean and had a brief visit with him while I waited. I had left the two foam hands I had brought with me on the business law professors desk.
Shortly I headed back to the business law professors office and the student was gone. He and I visited for a bit more and talked about some of the people we lived with and some funny things that happened durning that time including streaking at Auburn during that time. We talked for a bit and I left him one of the two foam hands and headed out thinking that it was pretty interesting to have accidentally stumbled on to a college roommate that I had managed to forget that I had.
Well I would have thought that that was the end of this story other than now knowing how to reach him in the future should I want to. I got back to Montgomery and was paid a visit about 4:00 at my house by a U. S. Marshall who served me the Judge's "Preliminary Injunction" papers. Well there was a "Scheduling and Status Conference" on the Tuesday the 18th of November. In Court the first thing the Judge ask me was "What were you doing in Auburn the previous Monday". Well right off the top of my head I didn't remember and the Judge said that i "must not be taking this very seriously" and went on to tell me that he
could do bad things to me". He went on to say that I had been in Auburn "distributing hands", which at that point I had no clue what he was talking about. I assured him that I was taking the whole thing very seriously. He lightened up then and we moved on. I was still scratching my head wondering how in the hell he know I was in Auburn on the previous Monday unless they were following me.
When I first sat down in Court on that day, one of the Sirote and Permutt lawyers had leaned over to my table and layed some papers on my table and explained that they had sent these papers to me the previous day and that I may not have gotten them yet, which was right. I didn' t get a chance to read these papers till I got home. The papers were Sirote and Permutt's second filing for the Court to find me in "Contempt". Well that was just more legalese with a pile of attachments until I turned over to the last page and boom there it was, a single page titled "Statement". I read this "Statement" with my mouth hanging open as I realized who had written it and sent it to Sirote and Permutt. Yes it was The Scumbag and The Scumbag was none other than the Auburn business law professor and ex-college roomate. How do ya like those apples.....gotta watch out for those Scumbags cause ya never know what kinda disguise they will have.
Half of what he said in his sworn "Statement" was bullshit. He said that I had given him one of the two hands I had with me, which is true but he went on two say that when the student came by and I left for a bit that I had taken the other hand with me and did not come back with it. That's bullshit ! I left that other hand sitting on his desk. He also said that I had told him that I ""had given out some others around the School of Business". Again bullshit ! I didn't give anyone else in the School of Business a hand. He went on to say that later in the conversation that he ask my name again because he said "I didn't hear him if he told me his name when he first came in my office" . Again bullshit ! The first thing he ask me after I told him my name was "Are you THE Mike Moody" and we talked about all that before we ever got in to the hand and lawsuit stuff. So obviously he is not only a Scumbag but also a lier in a written "Statement" under "penalty of perjury", which is how he ended his "Statement". Unbelievable but true !! I have intentionally left The Scumbag un-named here to protect the guilty but he's one of the two business law professors at Auburn and for those of you with access to lhese Federal Court documents, his "Statement" is a matter of public record and is the last page in Sirote and Permutt's filing of November 17th. So now ya have the full Scumbag Report.
Well I got to the School of Business building and ask where a business law professor might be and was told to go to the third floor so I did. I came to an office with the door open and a guy sitting behind his desk. I went in and introduced myself. After making the introduction he ask me if I was THE Mike Moody. Under the circumstances I wondered what he was really asking so I said with a grin, "Well that depends" He said he had a college roommate named Mike Moody. I didn' t recognize him at all and ask if he was talking about at Auburn and he said "yes". He said it was fall quarter of junior year. I told him that I was clueless at that point. He started telling me about who else lived there and some other details as I racked my brain trying to remember thinking that it's pretty sad to not remember somebody you had roomed with in college. Well as he talked on and on bits and pieces started coming back to me and damn I guess I had roomed with him after all. So I told him about my foam hand and the lawsuit. I told him the case number and a bit about it all and we discussed the whole collegiate licensing thing and trademark stuff a bit. At apoint there was a female student who came to his door and needed to talk to him about a grade so I told him I was not in a hurry and walked outside while he talked to her. I walked around the corner and went to the Accounting Department since my degree was in accounting. I met the Dean and had a brief visit with him while I waited. I had left the two foam hands I had brought with me on the business law professors desk.
Shortly I headed back to the business law professors office and the student was gone. He and I visited for a bit more and talked about some of the people we lived with and some funny things that happened durning that time including streaking at Auburn during that time. We talked for a bit and I left him one of the two foam hands and headed out thinking that it was pretty interesting to have accidentally stumbled on to a college roommate that I had managed to forget that I had.
Well I would have thought that that was the end of this story other than now knowing how to reach him in the future should I want to. I got back to Montgomery and was paid a visit about 4:00 at my house by a U. S. Marshall who served me the Judge's "Preliminary Injunction" papers. Well there was a "Scheduling and Status Conference" on the Tuesday the 18th of November. In Court the first thing the Judge ask me was "What were you doing in Auburn the previous Monday". Well right off the top of my head I didn't remember and the Judge said that i "must not be taking this very seriously" and went on to tell me that he
could do bad things to me". He went on to say that I had been in Auburn "distributing hands", which at that point I had no clue what he was talking about. I assured him that I was taking the whole thing very seriously. He lightened up then and we moved on. I was still scratching my head wondering how in the hell he know I was in Auburn on the previous Monday unless they were following me.
When I first sat down in Court on that day, one of the Sirote and Permutt lawyers had leaned over to my table and layed some papers on my table and explained that they had sent these papers to me the previous day and that I may not have gotten them yet, which was right. I didn' t get a chance to read these papers till I got home. The papers were Sirote and Permutt's second filing for the Court to find me in "Contempt". Well that was just more legalese with a pile of attachments until I turned over to the last page and boom there it was, a single page titled "Statement". I read this "Statement" with my mouth hanging open as I realized who had written it and sent it to Sirote and Permutt. Yes it was The Scumbag and The Scumbag was none other than the Auburn business law professor and ex-college roomate. How do ya like those apples.....gotta watch out for those Scumbags cause ya never know what kinda disguise they will have.
Half of what he said in his sworn "Statement" was bullshit. He said that I had given him one of the two hands I had with me, which is true but he went on two say that when the student came by and I left for a bit that I had taken the other hand with me and did not come back with it. That's bullshit ! I left that other hand sitting on his desk. He also said that I had told him that I ""had given out some others around the School of Business". Again bullshit ! I didn't give anyone else in the School of Business a hand. He went on to say that later in the conversation that he ask my name again because he said "I didn't hear him if he told me his name when he first came in my office" . Again bullshit ! The first thing he ask me after I told him my name was "Are you THE Mike Moody" and we talked about all that before we ever got in to the hand and lawsuit stuff. So obviously he is not only a Scumbag but also a lier in a written "Statement" under "penalty of perjury", which is how he ended his "Statement". Unbelievable but true !! I have intentionally left The Scumbag un-named here to protect the guilty but he's one of the two business law professors at Auburn and for those of you with access to lhese Federal Court documents, his "Statement" is a matter of public record and is the last page in Sirote and Permutt's filing of November 17th. So now ya have the full Scumbag Report.
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